Well this is terrifying! Happy Halloween!!
The great Yorkshire man and cricketer, Geoff Boycott, scored one of his twenty two test hundreds against India at Headingley in 1967. When England declared on 550/4 Boycott was not out having scored 246 runs. It had taken him 555 balls and 9 hours and 33 minutes… Even for cricket that’s epically slow! But when you’ve been possessed by a Demon (which Boycott’s Mum could have already beaten with a stick of rhubarb no doubt) and need to calm down watching 9 and a half hours of cricket ought to do the trick… especially if you’re from Yorkshire! Along with some Yorkshire tea (made with Yorkshire water I hope, otherwise it’s not really Yorkshire tea) Cheesecake Boy should be right as rain in no time.
And the umpire raises his finger and gives him out!
Someone* said to me yesterday that Cheesecake Boy really wasn’t himself at the moment… understatement of the century I’d say! Haha! 😉 (more…)
Each and everyone of us has been in this position, screaming NOOOO as someone takes cheesecake away from us.